1. 01:49 20th Aug 2014

    Notes: 270741

    Reblogged from caphairdadbeard

    Tags: accurate

    queeniecouncil:

    "whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

    image

    (Source: cyberharpie)

     
  2. 01:45

    Notes: 13265

    Reblogged from pearwaldorf

    Tags: and then i fell outTHIS MOVIE

    steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

    (Source: buckkybbarnes)

     
  3. 01:44

    Notes: 12508

    Reblogged from erindizmo

    Tags: idgaf i love this meme

    Let’s play a game!

    erindizmo:

    saphire-dance:

    knitmeapony:

    marsdaydream:

    billiethepoet:

    esterbrook:

    moonblossom:

    ladymac111:

    onethousandhurrahs:

    redscudery:

    foxberryblue:

    Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

    Canteloupe.

    Nature’s Miracle “Just for Cats” stain and odor remover.

    Celibacy is looking like a good option here.

    Gin and tonic.  SEXY

    100% pure acetone. I think I lose this game forever.

    Cold tea. Um.

    nijimei
    and I are in a pie shop and ours is fancy hot sauce. Um….

    Ranch dressing. YEE HAW

    Potato soup? No.

    Glue, plain old white school glue. I am laughing more than I should.

    Bath and Body Works Twilight Woods body spray.

    …. That would fail so much.

    Welp, I’m a little better off, because it’s polish remover, but it’s not pure acetone.

    Be grateful. Next to it is a bottle of spray glue.

     
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  5. 23:13

    Notes: 272800

    Reblogged from pearwaldorf

    Tags: GPOYI SAID GODDAMN GPOY

    wolvensnothere:

    selenoscope:

    reyairia:

    70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

    image

    true story

    true for drawing

    true for video editing

    true for writing

    just true

    Add in audio editing your own voice and you crank that face up to

     
  6. 23:12

    Notes: 14138

    Reblogged from pearwaldorf

    Tags: FEELSHE IS GROOTTHIS MOVIE

    image: Download

    hvit-ravn:

We are Groot

    hvit-ravn:

    We are Groot

     
  7. 22:11

    Notes: 818

    Reblogged from clavally

    Tags: nothing about this is not awesome

    clavally:

    inonibird:

    rufftoon replied to your post: anonymous said:Just something I’v…

    And since hieroglyphs can be written both left to right or right to left, definitely handy.

    image

    (haha, that absolutely doesn’t say “The More You Know”; the best I could manage was “YOU KNOW MANY THINGS”, and I’m sure my grammar is atrocious X’D)

    I think about that one meme that said, “What if emoticons get so advanced we’ll end up back at using heiroglyphs again” a lot.

     
  8. 22:04

    Notes: 836280

    Reblogged from pearwaldorf

    Tags: never not reblog titty croissants

    sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

    sh-ocking:

    zaynhappened:

    hatchworthsmoustache:

    missjraffe:

    cvn-t:

    The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

    I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

    #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

    TITTY CROISSANTS

    None of you should ever be having sex

    (Source: youngsta-tes)

     
  9. 22:03

    Notes: 850137

    Reblogged from desidesidesi

    Tags: nothing about this is not awesome

    image: Download

    rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

    rockluke:

    stilesinatrenchcoat:

    phoenixx23:

    spookyflys:

    thanl:

    psyducked:

    romancingthelookyloos:

    romancingthelookyloos:

    I think we should talk about puberty…

    image

    yo imma let you finish but

    I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

    yes okay but

    girls can do it too

    Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

    BEFORE PUBERTY:

    image

    After puberty:

    image

    …. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

    Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

    image

    Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

    fuckin

    photo IMG_0998_zps8237a196.jpg

    PLOT

    photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

    photo 537080_221894307976482_994889695_n_zps3943ffdd.jpg

    Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

    this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

     
  10. Someday I will kill the man who wrote keep the home fires burning—they play it in the hottest weather, too.
    — 

    Siegfried Sassoon in a letter to musicologist Edward Dent, 1915 (via larazontally)

    Remember when I blogged this? So I just found out who wrote “Keep the Homes Fires Burning.”

    Ivor Novello.

    With whom Sassoon had an affair in 1924.

    (via larazontally)

    I’d say Sassoon clearly can’t hold a grudge, but the first time he met Ivor Novello he DID flat-out ignore him in petty spite because he hated that song so much. Clearly he got over it though.

    (via outoflullabies)

    OH MAN.

    (via merrily-rolling)

    In fairness, y’all, Ivor Novello was really fucking hot. I’d forgive him too.