1. crabicoque:

    So Melinda May, ace pilot, team stoic and professional bamf, gets into trouble and calls her mother to pick her up and then spends the rest of the car journey getting told off like a naughty teenager.

    "What did I tell you about playing with those SHIELD agents, Melinda? Didn’t I say they’d be a bad influence? And now look at you, wandering the Canadian wilderness-"

    "-It’s a street, mom, we’re on a street-"

    "-Calling me to give you a ride. A 500 mile long ride!"

    But Mo-om, Coulson needed me to fight HYDRA..!”

    "I don’t care if your friend Coulson asked you to fight HYDRA. If he ran into a SHIELD facility overrun by the enemy, with a team consisting of several untrained agents and no back-up, would you run in with him?"

    "Yes, mom, that’s exactly what happened!"

    "And that’s exactly why you lost your television privileges, young lady.”

     
  2. Dear tumblr:

    I am still stuck at the house, able to do approximately FUCK. FUCKING. ALL. I got to leave the house this weekend! …And ended up being in so much pain from the car ride that I don’t think I can repeat it for a while.

    Everything about this is balls.

    I’m trying to work on this story, but I can’t seem to make it go. Save me from another four hours of Tidal Trouble on Flight Rising (on the bright side, I capped out my Lucky Streak yesterday) by giving me some little prompts. We’ll take anything MCU, except the usual nos (Clintasha, Steve/Tony, etc). No AoS right now, though, because I have too many emotions and they don’t know what they’re doing.

    Help a bitch out?

     
  3. hyenateeth:

    sci fi Rosencrantz and Guildenstern AU where one of them is an android and the other is their builder/creator, but they can’t remember which one is which anymore 

     
  4. 22:17 19th Apr 2014

    Notes: 1145

    Reblogged from theleaveswant

    Tags: accurateTHIS MOVIE

    image: Download

    who-the-hell-is-bucky-barnes:


villain (n): 
a cruelly malicious person who is involved in or devoted to    wickedness or crime; scoundrel.
victim (n): 
a person who is deceived or cheated, as by his or her own emotions or ignorance, by the dishonesty of others, or by   some impersonal agency

    who-the-hell-is-bucky-barnes:

    villain (n): 

    a cruelly malicious person who is involved in or devoted to    wickedness or crime; scoundrel.

    victim (n): 

    a person who is deceived or cheated, as by his or her own emotions or ignorance, by the dishonesty of others, or by   some impersonal agency



     
  5. GRAND REVELATION

    Whenever you sell random worthless shit to Crim, she upcycles it and sells it on Etsy.

     
  6. dixie-chicken:

    I love how in my catch-up of AOS I’m still at the point of “trust the system”

    Seeing as we’ve now progressed through “question the system” and “fuck the system” and are currently at “running for your life from the treasonous smoldering wreckage of the system”

     
  7. (Source: dammitmarvel)

     
  8. eponis answered to your link “Ask me anything”

    What’s the dream kinkyfic of your heart, the one you really wish someone would write?

    I’m still waiting for someone to write (or draw, mmm) me some strappado bondage. If you’re unaware, strappado is a suspension(ish) position where… actually I was trying to explain it and I couldn’t make it do, so I will direct you to the wikipedia article, where there are pictures. It’s really lovely but kind of dangerous, but in fiction we can indeed do whatever the fuck we want.

    In character-specific kinkfic, I want the story of my Fitzsimmons headcanon, where Fitz is a gay dom and Simmons is his sub. I was writing one, but it was them/someone else, and it, uh, kinda got Jossed. Like, really hard.

    Mostly I just want more kink. I want all of it. I kinda got spoiled in SGA, where if you wanted to read a kink, then by god you could find it. The fandoms I’ve been in since then are vanilla-er, which is a damn shame.

     
  9. 16:08

    Notes: 298222

    Reblogged from thefrogman

    Tags: never over thisi lol'd

     
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    erindizmo:

ralkana:

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. How have I never, ever seen this before?!
(hat tip to bethbethbeth01 for pointing this out!)

BAAABYYYYY
Seriously, the degree to which I could go back in time, walk up to him, look him in the eye, and just say, “You are going to have a really awesome life, kid,” is huge.

    erindizmo:

    ralkana:

    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. How have I never, ever seen this before?!

    (hat tip to bethbethbeth01 for pointing this out!)

    BAAABYYYYY

    Seriously, the degree to which I could go back in time, walk up to him, look him in the eye, and just say, “You are going to have a really awesome life, kid,” is huge.