pearwaldorf asked: MCU, 10!
1. bake cupcakes for: Clint. Clint looks like he would appreciate cupcakes.
2. trust with the keys to my car: I keep just finding people who I wouldn’t give my keys to. Everyone drives like an idiot and/or blows things up and/or crashes things. So I guess Happy?
3. put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Agent Galaga. Then I would act like I had no idea how they got there.
4. have a crush on: Pepper, obvs.
5. pack up and leave if they moved next door: Loki. PACK YOUR BAGS, REBA, WE’RE MOVING FOR REAL THIS TIME
6. vote for President: POTTS/RHODES 2016
7. pick as my partner in a buddy movie: See, this one is hard, because I’m not funny enough to be the comedian and not serious enough to be the foil. But prob Clint again.
8. pair up: I don’t understand what this one means? Mate for life with? Run a three-legged race with? Because I’d run a three-legged race with Coulson. I don’t think I could keep up with anyone else, but I think me and Phil could do okay.
9. vote off the island and into the volcano: Emil Blonsky. That dude creeps my shit RIGHT out and did even before he was a monster.
10. wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: This is a hard one, but I think probably Clint. He’d fall for my wheedling (esp if I gave him cupcakes), but I don’t think he’d try to soup it up.