March 2012
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mothercheesus:
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Things I realize months later
Did Darwin ever bring that cab back?
I mean, it’s totally probable that he could have owned it. And I can totally see Charles being like, “I bought the airline cab company. It seemed neater.”
But is the meter still running?
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February 2012
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Meems: -- in retrospect, the entire plot of Thor was Thor being in timeout, really XD
Me: Ahahha yes.
Meems: When Thor gets sent to stand in the corner, he learns his lesson and makes friends and apologises for what he did
When Loki gets sent, he blows up the fucking corner
Me: dfasdfasdf
Meems: FUCK IT I WILL KILL EVERYTHING
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Mother of Mercy.
Holy shit, you guys.
Did you know that Thirty Kisses is still running? I finished my first claim (Spike/Faye, obvs, never did get done with Jayne/Kaylee) in 2006. And this is not, like, DWNOGA/Make the Yuletide Gay (…why is this my first thought? I was never a popslasher. Damn you, dixiechicken). Thirty Kisses is a perpetual challenge. The comm has 10,846 posts. Even now, people are posting...
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So here is this thing: across my big brass bed. Gen, 924 words, etc.
Because obviously when all you’ve been writing is slaves and noncon, the next stop is all-mutant puppy piles. And as usual with puppy piles, it is either gen or pairs ALL THE THINGS. Because the only things separating a puppy pile and an orgy are setting and lube.
As is not uncommon, I have a running contest with myself...
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bleibimmerduselbst asked: Old fandom is old, but Integra Hellsing.
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That moment
When you realize it’s the end of February and you’ve already written one third of your total wordcount last year.
56823 words since January 4.
I think I need to sit down for a minute.
Note that this does not include the 7k words already written for Blood Money, or the 6k words in the story Ces and I aren’t writing, or the 4k words in the hooker AU…
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
These go around like every thirty seconds, but this one amuses me.
An ask box, I has one.
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If this shows up on comps I am SET.
Okay seriously you guys, somebody has to help me fuck Erik’s shit up.
He was gonna get shot, and then I realized I was a dumbass. Then he was gonna get stabbed (ceramic knives, etc), but where he was going to get stabbed isn’t serious enough. I don’t know how to do this without him bleeding out, and I am not about that.
I’m thinking perhaps about ceramic bullets,...
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And then you’re halfway through writing something, and you go, “Waaaait, wait wait wait wait. Erik can’t get shot. Erik certainly can’t get shot twice.”
Good game, brain ranger.
Of course, this is what I am spending my time on today. Because obviously it will help me pass comps.
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Banker Leaves 1% Tip On $133 Lunch Bill In...
royalfan:
fuckyeahfeminists:
I am fuming. As a former waitress, I know how fucking hurtful this is. Does this even cover the credit card fee that the server will have to pay? This is fucking ridiculous, vindictive and mean. Being a server IS a real job. And if everyone had “real jobs” who the fuck would serve asshats like you, jerk?
[Read the rest at HuffPo]
Servers live off tips. It’s...
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Muscle Facts
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Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
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Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
And he’s tall. <3
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I’m...
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
