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Greetings!
Hello, half of tumblr! I am not sure why you showed up to follow me this week. LET ME CLUTCH YOU TO MY DIGITAL BOSOM. In celebration, let me please offer you what was stuck in my head this morning when I woke up (and by this morning I mean 4PM, get off my back): —- Erik doesn’t even realize what time it is until his phone vibrates against the desk. He looks up from his book,...
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Reblog if you want a fanfic in your ask.
codenamecesare: Is it really that easy? *_* You can pretty much go on and assume I ALWAYS want this. But I advise you: the ask box is quite small. Better link me to your magnum opus, k?
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archiehicox: Every time I hear Lawbender I picture Jennifer and Michael having a son who grows up to be a lawyer and he bends the law. And then I laugh to myself because I’m a genius.
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
ironfleet: johnfenixaran Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
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7x7x7!
1. Go to page 7 of your most recent WiP 2. Count seven lines down 3. Copy and paste the next seven lines of text I went to my most recent WIP that actually had 7 pages in it, and what I found was, like, a SUPER big spoiler for Blood Money. Then the next one was the one Ces and I are writing, and I didn’t want to just be like HAY GUISE without checking with her. So this is “Raven...
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Paste the last thing you copied. No cheating!
royalfan: reservoircat: seriouslyamerica: artemiskore: schampusmitlachsfisch: jcatgrl: bemusedlybespectacled: thatgirlannabagelhead: listen-here-once-lut: stuckinthesburbs: heartfulpenguin: dogbuns: http://yourcatcareguide.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/calico-cat.JPG ok The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://stuckinthesburbs.tumblr.com is written by...
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More chapters? Well, if you insist. Here is chapter three of the world has got no shame, wherein everything gets a lot nekkider and Terrible Things are visited upon Raven. IDKWTF it is about this story; whenever I sit down to write a chapter, it ends up being at least 1500 words longer than I intended. I suspect you, hypothetical and possibly nonexistent reader who cares about this, are...
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a haiku about making pasta
la-peque: god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
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pearlo: Dear tumblr, here is a new story for you! It is pretty much shameless het porn.  With fisting! Yep. always-a-girl!Charles/Erik, explicit, ~1300 words, set during the mutant road trip. Summary: “So,” Charlotte says, “how long until you can go again?” Give and Take on LJ / DW / AO3 I am Sabine, and I approve of this message.
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