May 2012
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berlitz:
you know what
no one ever thanks this dog
this dog spends its entire life finding lost documents for you
and no one ever thanks it
so we gather here on this day to thank this dog
thank you, dog
April 2012
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Tumblr.
I am presently proctoring an exam.
It has been ten minutes.
I am already bored.
Please insert things here. Including jokes about inserting things.
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I hate that the Integra tag is 95% cars. Don't...
royalfan:
I once found a site called integralnaked. I was really excited until it found out it was full of math.
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ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama rents a movie where Sean Bean’s character doesn’t die.
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Reblog if this means something to you
dryvodkamartini:
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store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
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shadowen:
I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM…
lulz-time:
A picture taken by the hubble telescope.
DOCTOR SAVE US
Ohiwegxgk
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
DOCTOR!
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hunnidthousand:
I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.
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The reality is that fat people are often supported in hating their bodies, in...
– Lesley Kinzel (via curvesahead)
I will always reblog this because it is so so important.
(via infinitetransit)
I just want to nail this to every stable surface I can find. I cannot count the amount of times that I’ve seen fat folks being encouraged, cajoled, and even forced into behaviors that...
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badassery, thy name is peggy carter:
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gyzym:
madnessandsmiles asked: I have a bunch of friends who just watched Captain America for the first time, and they all said it was a “completely horrible movie. Dry and stupid” and also that Peggy Carter was “such a weak character! She does a disservice to all women. She’s completely dependent upon Steve!” and I just…. how do I respond to that? I mean I really really don’t agree...
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pearlo asked: Seriously, though, what DOES Raven Darkholme know about where babies come from?
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erindizmo asked: Feels?
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telesilla asked: What's your take on the Atlantis as a sentient AI trope?
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TUMBLR.
I am sitting here trying to write what was supposed to be funny and has turned into, like, 3k of Clint Barton’s competence kink. AS ONE DOES. There are no memes going around presently to distract me, so it falls to you, tumblr.
Here is my ask box. Put a question into it. Out comes an answer! The seriousness of this answer will WIDELY vary. Suggested topics of discussion include mutants,...