July 2012
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Can't stop watching MST3K
Years later, I realize I totally shipped Pearl/Brain Guy as a kid. The warning signs. 
Jul 1st
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mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
Jul 1st
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Give me any two fictional characters and I'll tell... →
Jul 1st
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June 2012
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Last night I dreamt James McAvoy took a car from the mob without paying for it and didn’t tell me, and we all got chased around by people trying to kill us. I kept trying to get in contact with my big (ficticious) Marine boyfriend so he could help, and he kept stopping me. We were cornered when I woke up. Thanks, asshole. 
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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moominboy: thearcticbear: moominboy: THERE WAS NEVER A TIME WHEN THINGS WERE “SIMPLER” AND “MADE MORE SENSE” AND THERE NEVER WILL BE THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN HISTORY IS A BIZARRE SERIOUS OF EMOTIONAL SOCIAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL CONFLICTS ON AN INDIVIDUAL AND GLOBAL SCALE THE ONLY REASON YOU THINK THINGS WERE BETTER 10 YEARS AGO IS BECAUSE YOU HAD FEWER BRAIN CELLS WORKING  Actually for me...
Jun 30th
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WatchWatch
oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take.
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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There is nothing more hilarious to me right now
flatbear: marchingjaybird: vashbebop: sirdefnesaur: than Namor’s Phoenix Five costume I love how’s he’s as slutty as Emma Frost. Good show Marvel. AAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LOOK HOW LOW CUT HIS PANTS ARE THIS IS AMAZING Namor gurl don’t you listen to them, you look fierce as fuck in your shiny new Bolero jacket. We know how important it is to keep your shoulders warm in the ~ocean.
Jun 30th
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dixie-chicken asked: Mystique, Phil Coulson and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Jun 30th
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Reblog for a 'cliff, marry, shag' in your ask.
Jun 30th
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I come to bring you delicious girl-on-girl action, tumblr. You must read it. kiss her ‘til your lips are scorched (Natasha Romanov/Mystique, Avengers/XMFC, Explicit, 1204 words), wherein there is, well, mostly sitting around and then doing it, because that’s how these things go. Please to enjoy. 
Jun 29th
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bendingwind asked: Well now obviously we have to do Clint Barton!
Jun 29th
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erindizmo asked: Because I'm so predictable. AGENT PHILLIP J. 'MOTHERFUCKING BAMF' COULSON.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Put a celebrity in my ask box and I'll rate them:
flatbear: britishbeatlemania: iwishtoconfess: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY please dear god Haaaaah hah yes. Do this. Let’s go through the Avengers cast one by one. And you all know how chatty I get with memes. ASK BOX BOOGIE. I am doing a SECRET THING and even though nobody ever asks me these things, I could use a distraction. We will also accept...
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake: endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
flatbear: Uhhhhm sure. I can’t promise I will answer truthfully! I might surprise you. Help keep me from diving headfirst into the floor while I outline comic pages. LINKY DINKY ASKY BOX.  I do love me some Never Have I Ever. It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this ask box.
Jun 29th
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Whenever someone mentions any fandom I obsess...
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Jun 28th
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unknown-district: to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here.
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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brinydeep: homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos but who’s really missing out here
Jun 26th
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WatchWatch
So those caps of Clark’s appearance on Sex and the City are going around again. We can do a little better than caps, folks.  It’s the episode where Charlotte gets married for the first time. There are three scenes with Clark in them, and it’s a cute little story- Miranda goes to a speed dating event and keeps getting shot down when she tells dudes she’s a lawyer, so...
Jun 26th
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Character 1 from OTP: Hey.
Character 2 from OTP: Hello.
Me: Their sexual tension is killing me
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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my matching action figure made me a story!
shadowen: Very Fine (1009 words) by sabinelagrande Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Avengers (2012) Rating: Explicit Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson Summary: Clint just wants to have a talk about comic books.
Jun 26th
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a haiku about sleep deprivation
norsed: i am so sleepy i should really go to bed is that a slash fic
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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