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    erindizmo:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

So is this what a lemon looks like after a gamma radiation mishap?

Well, there’s one lemon that you can rest assured won’t get stolen by whores.

    erindizmo:

    buttpilgrim:

    scientificperfection:

    kittiesinthemorning:

    I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

    WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

    when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

    So is this what a lemon looks like after a gamma radiation mishap?

    Well, there’s one lemon that you can rest assured won’t get stolen by whores.

    (Source: sometimesoverwhelming)

     
  2. fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[PUCKERED RIM, BETTER THAN GAPING MAW (Fanfic Flamingo) Y/N?]

 Fun fact: the Gaping Maw of the Underworld is an iconographic/ethnographic concept in Mesoamerica, one that I spent a lot of time studying in undergrad. So to me this reads like, “Which is better, buttholes or the Earth Monster?”
Going with the Earth Monster. Gotta side with Brady and Prufer over fanfic writers on this one.

    fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

    [PUCKERED RIM, BETTER THAN GAPING MAW (Fanfic Flamingo) Y/N?]

     Fun fact: the Gaping Maw of the Underworld is an iconographic/ethnographic concept in Mesoamerica, one that I spent a lot of time studying in undergrad. So to me this reads like, “Which is better, buttholes or the Earth Monster?”

    Going with the Earth Monster. Gotta side with Brady and Prufer over fanfic writers on this one.

     
  3. Mother of Mercy.

    Holy shit, you guys.

    Did you know that Thirty Kisses is still running? I finished my first claim (Spike/Faye, obvs, never did get done with Jayne/Kaylee) in 2006. And this is not, like, DWNOGA/Make the Yuletide Gay (…why is this my first thought? I was never a popslasher. Damn you, dixiechicken). Thirty Kisses is a perpetual challenge. The comm has 10,846 posts. Even now, people are posting entries every couple of days.

    I think the mods might have checked out, but they were still posting in, like, June, and people are still working on their claims. (It does my heart good to see that one of the people is working on Harlan/Radu. You rock on, poster. If you can hear me all the way back in 1996, I salute you.)

    What the fuck, fandom. What the actual fuck.

    Never, never change.

     
  4. royalfan:

    feministhistorian:

    pixyled:

    lenorakp:

    klainebowsandquirrelmort:

    echelondriac:

    #pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

    #there is a whole army of secret rpatz fans who hate everything he does professionally but loves everything he says outside of his actual work

    The tags, yes

    The tags are so perfect.

    This

    These tags are my feelings.

    yup tags yup.

    I wont lie, I love him because he is the worlds best troll…

     Hey now, I liked him as Cedric Diggory.  I like him even more for this though.

     Secretly in my heart of hearts, I love him, for his complete inability to give a fuck about anything and his wonderfully trollish tendencies.