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In Portland, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “tree tREE RAIN recycle green put bIRd on it LOCALLY gROWn toms shoes BEER” which roughly translates too “i dont know how to pump my own gas” i think that’s really beautiful
(Source: jaunepois)
Come on. Don’t make me write it myself.
(Actually I’m almost certain I’ve read this story before.)
Submitted by madmoll
- Me: Let's go in the capsicoul tag. I don't really ship it but might as well see the art.
- *Ten minutes later*
- Me: *PROFUSE SOBBING* THIS IS SO CUTE AND DEPRESSING
- Me: *whispers softly into the wind* I ship it.
Decrepit old servant who for all I know doesn’t even go for women and a teenage vampire chick with big tits that he actually barely speaks to.
Codependence and white privilege, made up for by a lot of fucking.
(Source: oeste)
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
(Source: guardian-of-the-arc)
Okay is it just me or did this explosion take one look at Phil Fucking Coulson’s unflappable calm and go LOL NOPE??
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
I found a license plate ONCE while in Memphis. It’s STILL on my room door in my Parents’ house. I’m just so proud I found anything!
The day I found a Marvin the Martian (my favorite) keychain with the correct spelling of my name on it was a GLORIOUS DAY.
(Source: realitybl0ws)
GET IT TOGETHER, ABC
- stickthisbig: THIS IS LIKE WAITING FOR THE FUCKING POPE TO BE ELECTED
- erindizmo: OH MY GOD IT IS.
- erindizmo: Wait for the white smoke out the ABC window.
- erindizmo: Er, chimney.
- stickthisbig: same thing
- erindizmo: Yes.
- erindizmo: Habemus Coulson.
